
Things that are probably killing you RIGHT NOW, according to Science and The Media:
- Cell phones.
- Sugar.
- Plastic.
- Pesticides.
- Corn syrup.
- Trans-fats.
- Facebook.
- Obama.
- Sitting down.
- Reality TV.
- Republicans.
- Democrats.
- Microwaves.
- Texting.
- Laptops.
- Lady Gaga.
Happy weekend!
You forgot to mention wild animals, guns, fire, and alcohol. I’m going to tempt fate with all of those this weekend!