After I sent the family a photo I’d found of my grandfather, who passed away a few weeks ago, these were the e-mails that followed:
To: Mom, all us kids
On Mon, Dec 5, 2011 at 11:57 PM, Jak (Dad) wrote:
Thanks for the pic, Pig4.
Kelsey, Grace, Sam, Mom
On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 12:30:41, Abby wrote:
Wait. Why am I Pig4?
Cc: Kelsey, Grace, Sam, Mom
On Tue, Dec 6, 2011 12:45:01, Jak wrote:
We have been thru this before … 4 girls mom included… pig ranking from 1 to 4 indicates favorite (1) gracebutt and (4) the girl i loathe the most. Sorry to be brutally honest, but this is real life.
And of course i kid… i loathe you all the same.