Words and phrases that make me feel sick, that make my eyes roll up into my head with contempt:
- Effortlessly chic
- Go green
- Home decor
- I don’t do [noun]…
- Pregnancy brain
- Read [as a noun, “it’s a great read”]
- Vintage [noun, junk you’re trying to sell]
I think “impactful” is the absolute worst. I want to choke people who use that word. I can barely type it without wanting to scream.
How about you? Any commonly used phrases that get your blood boiling? Oh, and happy Independence Day weekend! Use your freedom as an American to respect the English language.
I’m still feeling a bit swamped, so here’s the digest version of snax!
Pup links. You can read the dog-related things that interested me this week. How adorable. (Doggerel)
James: A Computer Hacker. This interview should scare you. This is from the project 100 Interviews, in which young journalist Gaby Dunn interviews 100 interesting people. It’s a very enjoyable blog to follow, but this story in particular really caught my eye. I’m inspired to change all of my passwords right now. And I’m glad I don’t have a space phone. (100 Interviews)
Around Home, Random Shots. I’m a sucker for dreamy domestic photographs. (Jolly Goo)
You Know What Sucks? Ugh. What’s sad is that I know so many people who think this. (STFU, Parents)
This Photo Made My Day. Mine too! You go, girl. (And baby.) (Marvelous Kiddo)
Annoying Words. A list of banned words from NY Mag editor Kurt Andersen. I concur! (A Cup of Jo)
Hormone-Free Birth Control. If only it were that easy. Or maybe it’s not easy to swat a stork from your apartment window. (The Hairpin)
President Obama Has No Idea What Year It Is. I laughed so hard over this. It’s just… delightful. (Daily Intel)
Goat Busters. Apparently, Charlottesville has this wonderful service for people with lawn problems. Temporarily hire a flock of goats to take care of your weeds for you! I would totally do it if I had some land to clear. (Scout Charlottesville)