- Do a DIY craft project.
- Watch another reality TV show about rich, stupid people.
- Listen to someone express his or her undying adoration for the genius of Ayn Rand.
- Wear shorts.
- Watch the Food Network. Or any cooking show, for that matter.
- Iron my clothes.
- Listen to people talk about what they would have done differently in a pro sporting event.
- Pull hair out of the shower drain. (Thanks, Guion!)
- Go to the gym.
- Watch broadcast TV news.
- Sew anything.
- Take seriously any of the NRA’s policy recommendations.
- Listen to Mumford & Sons.
- “Play” in the snow.
- Run.