Observations from work

In dealing with hosts of academics and financial practitioners
desperately trying to get published
I’ve learned
how to tell if someone is crazy:

– Erratic and senseless punctuation. E.g., They write their name like this in the system: MARKUS c deo, BS

– They use Yahoo or AOL e-mail.

– Caps are their preferred style of writing.

– Exclamation points where no exclamations are necessary.

– They want me to fix all of their problems.