Things that are probably killing you right now

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Things that are probably killing you RIGHT NOW, according to Science and The Media:

  • Cell phones.
  • Sugar.
  • Plastic.
  • Pesticides.
  • Corn syrup.
  • Trans-fats.
  • Facebook.
  • Obama.
  • Sitting down.
  • Reality TV.
  • Republicans.
  • Democrats.
  • Microwaves.
  • Texting.
  • Laptops.
  • Lady Gaga.

Happy weekend!