Today’s life lessons

Lessons Learned Today:

1. The Divine Comedy is not the best lunch-time reading material, especially when one is mired in a circle of the Inferno.
2. Plums are best consumed once they have softened.
3. Plain Greek yogurt is not delicious and does not make any claims to be.
4. Mixing said unripe plum and Plain Greek yogurt is a poor life choice.